| It's 1923 and Sylvia Van Kipness is tired of being a secret. She's with her lover at the cottage for their annual tryst. Taking passion by the headboard, she's just exposed her affair to her husband and her lover's wife in a series of scandalous letters. But now this tranquil cottage is becoming a hotbed of confessions. Manic hijinks ensue as a web of infidelity is hilariously laid bare. Sylvia's got a saucy, side-splitting romp ahead of her. And so do you. |
| Director: | Emily Scott Banks |
| Presented by: | Stage West Theatre |
| Audition Start: | July 11, 6:00pm - 10:00pm |
| Audition End: | July 12, 12:30pm - 4:30pm |
| Audition Details: | Sides will be provided at the audition. The script is available at the Box Office at Stage West
Theatre. Box Office hours are Tuesday - Friday 10am-5pm and Saturday 12-5pm. Auditions will
be held at Stage West, 821 W Vickery. Please bring headshot and resume. Advance perusal of
the script is requested.
Video Submission deadline is Thursday, July 10, 2025 by 5:00PM CT. Please submit videos using Airtable at the following link: https://tinyurl.com/y49st23n |
| Audition Location: | Auditions will be held at Stage West, 821 W Vickery. |
| Callback Dates: | July 13, 5:00pm |
| Rehearsal Dates: | Begin Monday, July 20, 2026. Rehearsal times at Stage West are Mondays through Fridays 6:30-10:30PM, and Saturdays 1:00- 9:30PM and Sundays OFF. |
| Performance Dates: | Wednesday, August 12, 2026 through Sunday, August 30, 2026 at Stage West. |
| To Sign Up: | Sign Up to Audition |
| Requirements: | |
| Roles Available: |
SYLVIA - she/her; 30s-40s; A lovely and rash romantic; British RP accent BEAU - he/him; 30s-40s; Perhaps the best looking man in Britain and knows it; British RP accent MARJORIE - she/her; 30s-40s; Pragmatic and a tad spicy; eight months pregnant; British RP accent CLARKE - he/him; 30s-40s; A distinguished gentleman with a lover’s spirit; British RP accent DIERDRE - she/her; 20s; An awfully pretty and surprisingly wise pillock; British accent (RP/Working Class) RICHARD - he/him; 30s-40s; A murderous yet gentle soul; British accent (RP/Working Class) |
| Compensation: | |
| Originally Posted: | 2025-07-02 |